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PostSubject: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:01 am

Everyday I see someone calling someone else a nub..
What exactly makes someone a nub?
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:09 am

I dont think its meant to be offensive or anything cuz it basically means you're new to something
But most people use it as an insult :s
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:36 pm

I. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

Larger colonies can result in the mutation of some into spammers. Not commercial spammers, but pointless spammers. A noob can become one of these at any point, but the larger the amount of noobs, the more chance pointless spammers will appear.

Off the internet, noobs appear anywhere the focus is on learning or discussing something specific.

III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

It is their instinct to assemble in packs for defense, and they often attempt to organize packs that they call teams. Unfortunately for them, teams usually result in a total loss of communication and they can often begin to fight amongst each other. These teams are quite unlike those formed by non-noobs.

Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

Therefore, they have an all-out disregard for rules, basic or not. A good way to identify a noob (bad) vs. a newb (good) is to tell them (or have an authority tell them) which rule they are unknowingly breaking. If they respond with an apology and fix it, they are probably not a noob. If they react by insulting everything around them in rapid noobish and causing general mayhem, it is because they are a noob and have had a small seizure due to their inability to understand what is happening.

IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

V. More about noob habitats
Noobs often attempt to maintain their own web pages. Some common features of these lairs are a terrible lack of content, background music, lots of pointless animated gifs, and pages that say some variation of 'tHEir isnothinG H34r yEtt LOLLOLOL!111!1!!~~~!!`! 13371337', which means 'Nothing here yet' in noobish.

They will also have large, seemingly infinite marquees of 88X31 affiliate buttons replaced with red X's scattered here and there, and possibly a hit counter showing a number less than 100. These habitats are numerous but fairly easy to avoid because only noobs link to them. So if you can identify a noob, don't go to its homepage. Simple as that.

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:03 pm

Nubs are n00bies kthx
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:15 pm

I invented the word nub/stole it from the internet before it came popular. I helped create that word
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:33 pm

wsedrtyuhbgvcxs <-- Means nothing. I made it up.
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:40 pm

Yaay for Urbandictionary =D
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:25 pm

Lawl jen
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:43 pm

UHM...

I understood all the 1337 speak y0.
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:09 pm

Nubs talk soooo annoying XD
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:54 pm

Here I'll break it down for you the real way,
Newb - Beginner who doesn't know any better
noob - someone who knows better but chooses not to do as expected to be annoying
n00b - verison of above but uses the fail verison of the 1337 speak
Nooblet - a noob that is more annoying verison of a noob
n00bl3t - obvious, no?
nub - the Most annoying of all of them
1338 nub - one that has surpassed the retardation that is 1337


Pro - Self Explanatory
Vet - an oldbie of that certain game
Not to be confused with Viet
Viet - some of the most annoying gamers...no racism involved.

1337 Sp34k, a Variation of the Old Hacker language of the 90s which has been transformed into the retarded verison it is today.

Hacker - Someone who enjoys writing code or just breaking into a system for lulz or to change something they don't like.

Not to be confused with script kiddies

Script Kiddies - Call them self hackers but truly fail at actual hacking of things and just rely on pre-made scripts that someone made so they can use them to get ahead unlegitly, or cheating.

These Message have been brought to you by Netsui Goddess of fire and ice/ former imfamous eo hacker
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:02 pm

xD Nice job Nets

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:27 pm

No problem.
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:20 pm

Quote :
These Message have been brought to you by Netsui Goddess of fire and ice/ former infamous eo hacker
Goddess of fire and ice. I like it. Anyhoo. That was, epic. xD
Thanks Netsy!

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:49 pm

hopefully people will know what i am talking about when i bring stuff like the eo script kiddies.
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:13 pm

Of course. x]

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:56 am

Noobs annoy the hell outta me D:
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:33 pm

Same. I don't like how you get some that are always following you. -___-'

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:16 am

i hate that
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:07 am

That's friggen terrible. D:

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:07 am

I love them bc they make other ppl suffer with there nubness Cool Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:46 am

omfg ty ty ty ty ty that made jason and i piss ourselves on a otherwise bori night lmao
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri May 22, 2009 11:43 pm

a Nub Newb n00b nab or what everelse u use

usally used as a insult but just means ur new to something

used- as insult
Poor Not Enough Items Low Lvl there are many things you can say about these ppl use them because
other ppl think it hurts them they walk to some1 and there are like ha ha ha u nub and im like ha ha ha
idc if some1 calls u a nub just ignore them or just keep on insulting them until they get mad and walk away
(that is me) or just Prove to them that you are not a nub Some how ull find out how to but for now just
ignore them

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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:40 pm

I use "nub" as a joke term.
Two jokes I use with nub:
1) False insult for joking around, for example I might say RETT U NUB! when it's plain obvious he's not a noob, I'm just fooling around
2) I sometimes cut in on conversations where people call people "nubs" as an insult term, usually with a reference to the end of an amputated limb (which is a knub).
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PostSubject: Re: What is a nub?   Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:33 am

I call people nub.. i dont even know why :B
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